By DR. Haws
Peptides for
Dummies
(Written by a Fake Doctor)
The ultimate guide to biohacking your fitness, recovery, brain power & longevity — explained simply with fun Pixar-style illustrations.
For educational & entertainment purposes only. Not medical advice.
About the Author
Meet DR. Haws
Real Estate Agent. Dad. Fitness Guru. David R Haws — aka DR. Haws — is a man who wears many hats (literally, check the gold DRH snapback).
Between closing deals, raising his son, and crushing it in the gym, he dove deep into the world of peptides and biohacking to optimize every aspect of his life.
This playbook is his no-nonsense, fun, visual guide to everything he's learned — written for real people who don't have time for fluff.
What's Inside
Peek Inside the Playbook
Twelve chapters of no-nonsense peptide knowledge, each with stunning Pixar-style illustrations and simple, actionable breakdowns.
What Are Peptides?
Your Body's Text Messages
Peptides explained simply — what they are, how they work, and why they're the closest thing to a cheat code for human performance.
The Muscle & Metabolism Stack
CJC-1295, Ipamorelin, Tesamorelin, MOTS-c
The holy grail of body recomposition. Growth hormone optimization, fat shredding, and the exercise mimetic that changes everything.
The Wolverine Stack
BPC-157 & TB-500
Recovery and repair at superhero speed. The closest thing to a real-life healing factor for tendons, ligaments, and muscles.
Longevity & Aesthetics
GHK-Cu & Epitalon
Turn back the clock at the cellular level. Collagen production, telomere lengthening, and the fountain of youth peptide.
The Rules of Stacking
Strategy, Timing & The Golden Rules
Stacking is chess, not checkers. Learn the timing, cycling protocols, and golden rules that separate beginners from biohackers.
Brain Gains
Semax, Selank & Dihexa
Unlock laser focus, crush anxiety, and supercharge memory. The nootropic peptides that upgrade your brain's operating system.
Perfect For
Who Is This Playbook For?
Gym Enthusiasts
Looking to optimize muscle growth, recovery, and body composition beyond what supplements alone can do.
Busy Professionals
Dads, entrepreneurs, and hustlers who need maximum results in minimum time — no fluff, just what works.
Biohacking Beginners
Curious about peptides but overwhelmed by the science. This playbook makes it simple and fun.
Athletes & Competitors
Want to recover faster, train harder, and extend your athletic career with cutting-edge protocols.
Anti-Aging Seekers
Interested in longevity, skin health, and cellular rejuvenation without invasive procedures.
Visual Learners
Love learning through pictures and stories, not dense textbooks. This is the Pixar movie of peptide guides.
Inside the Playbook
What You'll Learn
What peptides are and how they work — explained like you're 10
The #1 stack for muscle growth and fat loss (CJC-1295 + Ipamorelin)
The "Wolverine Stack" for superhero-level recovery (BPC-157 + TB-500)
Anti-aging peptides that work at the cellular level (GHK-Cu, Epitalon)
The exercise mimetic that literally mimics working out (MOTS-c)
Brain-boosting nootropic peptides for laser focus (Semax, Selank)
Deep sleep protocols that transform your recovery overnight
Gut healing peptides — the foundation of total health
Immune defense peptides that keep you bulletproof year-round
The ultimate fat loss shred stack (AOD-9604, 5-Amino-1MQ)
How to build your own custom Master Protocol
Golden rules for stacking, timing, and cycling protocols
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Expanded Edition
Peptides for Dummies
(Written by a Fake Doctor)
- ✓34-page premium coffee table book PDF
- ✓12 chapters covering 20+ peptides
- ✓Pixar-style illustrations throughout
- ✓Brain, sleep, gut, immune & fat loss stacks
- ✓Custom Master Protocol builder chapter
- ✓Print-ready for hardcover binding
- ✓Instant digital download
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Questions?
Frequently Asked
Absolutely not. This playbook is for educational and entertainment purposes only. DR. Haws is a brand name — not a medical doctor. Always consult your physician before starting any new supplement or peptide protocol.
It's a premium, high-resolution PDF designed in landscape (11" x 8.5") coffee table book format. Perfect for reading on a tablet, computer, or printing for a hardcover bound copy.
Yes! The PDF is print-ready at high resolution. You can take it to any local print shop or use an online service to have it professionally bound as a hardcover coffee table book.
The Expanded Edition features 12 chapters covering 20+ peptides across muscle growth, fat loss, recovery, brain optimization, sleep, gut health, immune defense, confidence, and more. Plus a Master Protocol chapter to help you build your own custom stack.
Anyone curious about peptides — from complete beginners to experienced biohackers. It's written in plain English with fun Pixar-style illustrations so anyone can understand it.
Most peptide guides read like medical textbooks. This one reads like a Pixar movie — big, beautiful illustrations, short punchy text, and a fun personality throughout. It's the coffee table book of peptide guides.
Yes! After purchase you'll receive an instant digital download link for the full PDF playbook.
Important Disclaimer
This playbook is for educational and entertainment purposes only. "DR. Haws" is a brand name — not a medical credential. Nothing in this playbook constitutes medical advice. Always consult a qualified healthcare professional before starting any new supplement, peptide, or health protocol. Individual results may vary. Use at your own risk and responsibility.